She's got that stringy hair unlike me.
I think she buys her clothes from Sears.
That guy has braces on his crooked teeth.
I am so glad that they're not me.

Guys try and talk to me as if I had the time.
If they ask me out I say no way.
Unless they've got good looks and expensive cars.
When the waiter drops the check they better pay.

Some say I'm conceited but it isn't true
You only say that 'cause I'm a hundred times better than you.
I'm better than you.

That smile I gave was for the other guy.
You'd never get a compliment from me.
Mirror Mirror on the wall, you are my friend.
The only one I want to ever see.

Some say I'm conceited but it isn't true
You only say that 'cause I'm a hundred times better than you.
I'm better than you.

Some say I'm conceited but it isn't true
You only say that 'cause
I'm a hundred times
I'm a hundred times
I'm a hundred times better than you.
I'm better than you.

 

Better Than
Lyrics by Vern Oldham & Natalie Oldham